When you’re in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

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silentshivers:

literally how does anyone not believe in aliens

are u really so anthropocentric that you think there are millions and billions and trillions of light years of the ever expanding universe but we’re the only life to possibly exist smh

gphil:

Ladies and gentlemen, the funniest president in the history of ever.

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